Eagle's Chocolates - Funny, Conversational, Monster, Kid, Dad

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Aaron N. Johnston

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Description

This is a comedy bit that I wrote, recorded and produced in my professional studio. It has a variety of characters such as a dad, son, announcer and a silly monster. I hope you enjoy.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Good night, son. Can I, Dad? But, Dad, I don't want to go to bed. Why not? Because there's a monster in my closet. Johnny, there are no such things as monsters. Yes, there is. And he's in there. Okay. Okay, well, let's put on a night, like for, you know, they like the light. Okay, um, how about I give you one of your stuffed animals? What is that gonna do, Dad? Cut on the monster away? Johnny Daddy really needs to wake up in about six hours, and he wants to do it sanely. So please go to sleep. Okay. Dad? Huh? Good night. Good night, son. Do you have monsters in your closet? Yes, a strange voice out of nowhere. Does your parents not believe you? Yes. Then you need eagles, chocolates. It brings out the monster. So your parents believe you. Seriously. Here, try it. Um, I've got eagles chocolate here. Hello? Who I love. It goes chocolate. Oh, my gosh. There's a monster in your closet. Wow. This stuff really works. Eagles. Chuck leads it helps bring out the truth. I feel much better. Goodnight, everyone. Good night. Not a bad guy. Uh, eagles chocolate will help cure that monster like craving in you. Find it in your local grocery store.