Baloney with Gravitas

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Absolute baloney: Bragado 5-Ply, a real man's toilet paper; Nu-Vile, blood transfusions for the rich and immoral; Dave's Audio Cylinderworks, the new vinyl!

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


North American (Canadian - West) North American (General) North American (South West - Texas) North American (US General American - GenAM)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
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