3D Double Me
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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busy, stressed out Ever wish you could clone yourself? Well, now you can with the all new three. D Double me. Yes, you. You can turn your crazy days into happy days with the touch of a button. The three d Double Me comes with the newest infrared technology to accurately scan and print an exact copy of you except without the cankles. Your double will do it all. Clean the house, pick up kids, goto work and all for the low price of your child's college education. But wait, there's more. Upgrade to the three D double Me sweetheart and clone a better version of you, like the one that doesn't yell at your kids because they're having a fight over vegetable steam or the one that doesn't spend money on your fourth pair of athletic pants because they were on sale. And that makes you excited. So you're sure that will make you go to the gym and no cankles, all for the cost of selling your second child to pay for your first child's college education. When you're in a bad mood, simply go in your room, lock the door and send out the sweetheart to exhibit the strict qualities of kindness and patients that you don't feel like emulating. And finally, for all you lazy high achievers who want to clone the perfect you have. We got the deal for you. For the low price of selling your home and moving in with your parents, you can buy what no one else has. The three D man stealer. It's true you can clone the person you've always wanted to be, but never wanted to work for. Successful, kind patient, ambitious, happy, good looking and Kangol free for a limited time call within the next 29 a half minutes and use coupon code. Now my husband will think I'm hot to take enough money off to move out of your parents house and buy your kid back. Purchase yours today. Disclaimer. Your significant other may find your clone hotter than you not responsible for marital problems.