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Description

Character Voices: Nerd, Jock, Teenager, Spooky British, Peppy Father, Robot

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

British, Canadian, North American

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
You know, everyone nowadays has a cell phone. It's like their lives orbit around that rectangular piece of steel, and it's not even a sphere. I can't disagree, though. I'm one of those people that just can't part with their phone. Every few minutes, I'll be checking my phone. Go look. I have zero missed call. Zero new texts and the Facebook frontiers. Quiet. Then I remember I've had zero incoming calls, zero texts. And I have three friends on Facebook. Mom, Dad and Grandma. I used to have four, but then Grandpa died. You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. Still thinks so, too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette because I keep thinking I have to stay in shape. You know what really gets me, though? I mean, here I am. I have to live in this stinkin town, and I got to read the newspapers about some hotshot kid new star, the college team. Every year it's gonna be a new one, and every year it's not gonna be me. Okay, But before you punch me, there is something you should know. This woman were fighting over is no ordinary woman. But you don't know how good you had it. If I'm going to die, I want the world to know how great she is. Why do you want me to shut up? You afraid? Were you afraid I'll say something that will hurt you. You that sensitive You're gonna cry, Softy, Then listen. Punch me all you want when I'm done. Beat me to a pulp. But let me say how I feel for her. Do this one kindness for her. She's worth it. Welcome, foolish mortals to the haunted mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in, please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery while you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible mortal sting. Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding. Almost a zero. You sense a disquieting metamorphoses. Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination? And consider this dismaying observation? This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge to find a way out. Jet. It's really important to fit into this environment while we're guests on the planet. That's why I think we should invite the Petersons over to look at our own slide show. From my observations, I see that Earth ease Take vacations in which they travel to go see some impressive landmark or natural site. They take pictures of themselves in front, looking like they're having fun. Then they come back home and force others to look at these pictures, so we should reciprocate and invite the Petersons. But first we need to find a vacation destination. Let's think this electricity is captured from the sun as long as the rover solar panels air facing the sun. It can keep drawing power even in space, because the sun shines all over the solar system. Just think electricity can be captured from the sun in solar panels and then used to power things on Earth from rovers like chef, two cars to calculators, even greeting cards, whatever those are