Schmitt's Dadaist Grocery Demo Spot
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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this winter. Stay out of the cold and stay warm with hot deals from your local Schmitz grocery. Get ready for Thanksgiving with a special buy butter sphere. Turkey's just 40 cents a pound and you buy at least a metric ton of potatoes. Or check out the bakery for our freshly baked mystery pies. What fruit is in them? We couldn't tell you if we wanted Thio. Also, be sure to get a second mortgage before you buy one. Why are they so expensive? We also don't know. And just in time for hibernation. Getting £800 sack of sharp cheddar cheese for just $6000. That's right, 98% off when you buy in bulk. Schmitz data is grocery. Nothing makes any sense.