Polar Bear Satire on climate change
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (Canadian-General) North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Who's there? Yeah. Another camera crew. Where is it this time? I'm not flogging anymore coca cola. If I told you once, I've told you 1000 times, oh God, it's even worse. It's more climate change. You want me to dance around on some floating ice? Oh whoopsy doo, whoopsy! I'm gonna drown. I'm endangered. No, that's not what you're here for. Sorry for the sarcasm. But it's been a depressing chapter for us. You humans making us polar bears. The poster child of the climate crisis. It was a mistake. Some well meaning Canadians at Greenpeace started it off. We polar bears are iconic animals in Canada C. And the arctic was one of the first places to warm up. It sure looks very picturesque. But do you know what? I don't see much of around here humans, The climate crisis. It's caused by humans. It can only be solved by humans. But you made my kind your mascot an animal that lives way up here in the arctic. How are you supposed to spur people into action when you made the problem so remote