Heavy Metal Presents: WonderWerk - \"The Kane Lasker Show (Excerpt)\"
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US South) North American (US West Coast - California, Portland)Transcript
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I'm very excited. Welcome back onto the show. Gnarls, tanny, the intergalactic zoologists from the planet Proxima. Oh great to be back here. Came the two species I brought here today are exceptionally bizarre. I believe I brought a few here sometime back when they were just beginning to form languages. That's right. They were quite simple but delightful. Can you bring them out? Of course mate, send them out please. Who the funk are you? What the funk is this? I'm I'm cain this is my show. The cane lasker show the largest stream show in the universe. Welcome. You can kiss my big white pimply ***, you alien ************'s pull up your pants already. You're an embarrassment to the human race. We're in ******* space, you idiot. This bubble head on sticks here, abducted us, Ashton. Can you share with my audience as to what was the last you remember of your planet? Um Right, well I just left a protest rally and was writing my electric scooter to go meet up with my friends at the green hops, the micro brew pub. You know when this beam a light suddenly appeared above me? I think I like passed out or something. Do you remember the date? Yeah, of course, dude, it was november 2nd the day before the election election. What were you electing the President of the United States? You ******* moron. Actually, I'm a gar lu but you didn't know that. So it's okay. What about you, Vern Virgil. What do you remember? Me and my boys was done for the night protecting our democracy at the voting station. Down at what pop toe elementary school did you learn to read while you were there? Shut your trap, girly boy, he ain't talking to you anyhoo! I goes out for a smoke when I see this glowing ball in the sky before I can raise my kel tec sub 2000 semi sweet ************ by the way, a beam of light come down on me. Then what happened? I find myself in some invisible cage stuck next to this powderpuff, crying and carrying on F you. You spewed allies just as easily as that. Talking orange in the white house, you ******* pedophile comic. Come here. Well that's that. Then you've been listening to the King Lasker show. We hope you'll join us next time with our special guest star. Now the last of the turaqi ins. Until then enjoy your place among the cosmos.