AMERICAN horror story Constance meeting her neighbors.
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This is from American horror story character Constance Langdon, played by Jessica Lange, and it's marked a dark comedy female monologue. But it's tagged for 60 and over, and I'm not 60. I'm not over and I'm not claiming my voice could get that mature so quick. I just absolutely love the show and want to try and read this. I mean, hey, it's worth the giggle. It's a dark comedy. So sit back and enjoy Ginger Rose reading as Constance Langdon from American Horror Story that led on laid Adelaide I put on door the explorer for you so you would sit and watch it. Uh, quiet. Hi, I'm Constance, your neighbor from next door. And this is my girl Adelaide. Go home, Addy. Now that girl is a monster. I love her and I am a good Christian. But Jesus H Christ. You know, if they'd invented some of those tests just a few years ago, I would have, but you left your back door open. And although I I have to tell you, Addy will always find her way in. She has a bug up her *** about this house. Always has You have some of the loveliest things And have you got a dog? I've run a little kennel up at the back of my house. It's like a little doggy day care kind of thing. I prefer purebreds. I adore the run of a long line, but there's always room in my home for mongrels. Oh my, look it. Are those those diamonds? Are those real diamonds? Not that home shopping sheds. I used to have diamonds like that different pair for every day of the week. Did your husband give them to you? They always do. When you're young and beautiful, I use seven. I am a proud Virginian, The Old Dominion born and bred. I came out her to be a movie star. Did the screen test and everything but nudity was big. It was the big deal, then the morals. We're just beginning to collapse. And I wasn't about to have my green pasture flesh 70 feet high for every man, woman and child to see. So I took that little butterfly of a dream, and I put it in a jar on the shelf and soon came the mongoloid. And of course, I I couldn't work after that. Oh, I brought you this, you know, a little housewarming. Addi wanted to bake you a pie, but she tends to spit in her cooking. So I thought this would be better. Help Get rid of some of that bad juju. Relax and enjoy. Let me know if you need any help with that pup. I'm glad. I'm glad you're getting rid of that. That's wallpaper. I thought those gays was supposed to be stylish. Oh, that that is sage for cleaning the bad spirits in the house. Too many bad memories here. End of reading, final take.