Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Cheech and Chong

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Description

This is a comedy bit done for a podcast featuring Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Cheech and Chong, Larry the Cable Guy, Gary the Snail.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Patrick. I've been practicing my hypnosis skills. I learned off the back of a cereal box on Gary, and I think you'd really benefit from it. What's hypnosis? Hypnosis. Hypnosis. Can I eat it? No. Can I wear it? No. Can I hold it in my hand? No, you don't have any. Uh, go buy a whole Stop it. Now lay back. I'm gonna put on some nice, soothing sounds. Mm. I love the sound of crabby Patties. Cooking music. You're getting very sleepy. I'm getting very sleepy. Your eyelids are getting very heavy. I don't have any eyelids. Very sleepy. Very sleepy. Very sleepy. Very sleepy. All your star arms are feeling numb. You couldn't pick one up if you tried to. That's gonna make it really hard for me to. You're taking tonight off. Very sleepy. I got nothing You usually don't. Okay, so you don't get man. I think so. Hey, am Dickie hit of this man? Can't hurt him. Yeah, you can't get any dumber. Just blow it into his. Hey, be careful. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Those are. Yeah, let them go deeper. Patrick, you're going deeper. You're going into a higher place. Oh, he's higher. All right, Patrick, when I bring you back, you'll be a better, stronger, deeper thinker version of yourself. You'll be relaxed, calm, and at any moment you'll be able to retreat if you need to be to your happy place. One. Now feeling stronger, stronger to more relaxed than ever, more relaxed with a snap of my finger, you'll come back from the deep sleep and enjoy all the weed you just absorbed. Three. Hey there. I'll tell you what. I could really go for some fish sticks and Garrido's Get it in. Hey, that's not right, man. What was in that blend, man? Some sort of hybrid man. Let's see it says O G. Kush mixed with Nebraska Soybean. There's the problem. Boy, Boy, boy. Rick. Midlife for now. Mm, but crazy.