Sean Connery talks trash about other celebrities named Sean

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Sir Sean Connery says what he thinks of Sean Bean, Sean Astin, et al

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

Scottish (General)

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Yeah, sure. Law, this is Sean Connery. I'm sure you've heard of me. I've been famous for the last 50 ******* years. And if you haven't, I advise you to immediately watch all my movies to appreciate my genius and then shoot yourself in the ******* head for being stupid enough not to know who I am. This whole type, No. For those of you still alive, I'm here to offer my opinions on some father famous people named Sean. Of course, none of them compulsively measured up to me. And I shot. They can choose their names, but they're still burdened with being compared to me. The original, The oldest pretender to the crown. Sure. National actor, like him in the Goonies as a kid, but found him to be a bit while. Ian, that Lord of the Rings. But I watched **** 43 hours of continuous video. I fell asleep after 20 minutes. I'm an old man, for ****'s sake. She won't be another actor. He's a good actor, but the poor ******* dies in just about every movie he's in. Push that throne games thing on the HBO ****! 77 hours of continuous video. I just TiVo it and fast forward to the text. Daddy Puff Sean Combs, Musician of some sort Shines like a ******* breakfast cereal or something for your hair. Sean Hannity talking Ash. Hold on the telly. He looks like a full grown aborted foetus. Christ, I hate him, Sean. Hey, age Another actor. He's got some skills for a puff Sean Lennon musician. Another court ******* living in his dead father. Shadow with Yoko Ono for a mother. A second ugliest woman in the world, By the way, Sean Paul. Another musician whose tunes it a bit catchy, but I can't understand a ******* word you're saying. Sean Penn, another actor. Annoying and pretentious, he went from punching out photographers to posing with Mexican drug balance. What the **** That's Charlie's that on seeing him anyway, she went after long short, I'll tell you that for free. Sean Spicer, another talking ******* on the telly. The man was doomed from day one, but he took a job in the first place. So I have no ******* sympathy for him. Sean. Young actress. A woman with my name That's the height of blast from a ******* unnatural is what it is. and finally she McGlaughlin meteorologist a special place of content of the very bottom of the wished which ******* idiot pronounces his name seeing. And rumour has it that it's because he has a twin brother named Sean, which shows his patterns and absolutely zero ******* imagination. What? They were too lazy to call their Children for dinner and settled on one name for all of them. He literally gives the rest of our show owns a bad name.