Home equity loan
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes) North American (US Western)Transcript
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Oh, last night I dreamed I had a conversation with my house. I know. That's pretty weird. It seems Ted Tudor, that's my house's name thought. I hadn't realized his faux potential. And he said I was ignoring his good advice. I guess that ancho with pizza after midnight wasn't such a good idea. So anyway, the house said I needed a capital federal home equity loan. He said I could use my equity to buy the things. I wanted a vacation, a car, my kids' college tuition, of course, the house admitted itself. His choice was a basement remodel so he could impress his cute little bungalow down the street. Kind of sweet. Huh? When my wife woke up I was hugging the front door. I bet other guys hug their houses, don't they?