Love Crafts – Comedy – Mock Commercial

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Description

I improvised most of the script for this comedy mock commercial for the Vampire Boy Podcast. The premise is a crafting store based on the work of H.P. Lovecraft – spooky crafting supplies galore! It was a blast to work on this project and I also wrote and sang the Love Crafts jingle.

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Mhm. Come on down to love christ. Bring the family spot inside, you can't hide. It'll make him squeeze. Do you hear the call of the hot glue guns? Come for our mountains of craft madness sale and stay for our ample parking, join us at our store wide sale on all craps with specials on glue, craft glue, hot glue, glue. Malevolent whispers, supplies. Crafting. Take I 66 to the done with strip malls and tell them I sent you at Lovecraft's. We love to craft and we have family sales for the whole family sales on rubber stamp pipe cleaner mouth. Let's go. Yellow pipe cleaners, One single red pipe cleaner whisper glue. More glue sorrow supplies go swifty. Craft toothless go blue. So come on down to Lovecraft were crafting is a screen. Uh huh. Mm hmm.