2020 AUDIOBOOK DEMO TRACK: COMEDY/CRIME NOIR | Adult male, elderly general British Male, male doing female voice

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COMEDY/ CRIME NOIR: Adult Male, Elderly General British Male, and male doing a female voice: a savvy investigator and his female partner interrogate a pompous old man regarding the death of Humpty Dumpty

Produced by Johnny Heller and Edge Studio
Recorded at Chicago Recording Company

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General) North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
if you're from the owl began Mr Pewter without waiting to see who either Jack or Mary Waas. You spelled my name wrong on the guest list for the Spawn Foot care. Charity benefit. It's not Pooter, but pewter. As in tinkered. Jack held up his I d card. Detective Inspector Jack spread nursery Crime Division. This is Detective Sergeant Mary Mary. Mhm. He exclaimed. Mr Dumpty, you'd better come in. Shall we? Repair to my study, please? Mr. Pewter led them through to a library filled with thousands of antiquarian books. Impressive. There very said Jack. How did you amass all these? Well, said pewter. You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back? Yes. Hi. I'm that person. He smiled curiously and offered them both a seat before sitting himself. So how may I help? He asked. You were at the spawning foot care charity benefit last night at the deja vu ballrooms. I waas and he spoke with Mr Dumpty. Indeed I did, Inspector. Although to be honest, I didn't really get much sense out of him. Was Mr Dumpty drunk when he arrived? Mr Dumpty was a bit drunk all the time. He had a brilliant mind, but he wasted himself. I sat next to him as I thought I could get him to join one of my self help groups. You may not know, Mr Spratt, but I run the reading Temperance Society. We do what we can for people like Mr Dumpty using a combination of group Reliance Prayer, Andi, Electroshock aversion therapy. I spoke to him sternly about his habit when he joined the table. What did he say? Mr. Pewter coughed politely. He said, Pass the Bali old trout. I've got a tongue like the Gobi Desert. I refused, and he got Marjorie to pass it over. Instead, I tried to make him see reason, but he just told me not to be an old fart. Inquired Mary helpfully. Exactly. So, young lady. Exactly so