Billy's Secret Valentine' - Cute British (Yorkshire) character scene.
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mhm. Mhm. It was February, the month of commercially driven and enforced romance, and little Billy Boothroyd was industriously glueing tiny tissue paper roses onto a special Valentine card he was making for his secret crush. Dad. Yes, Billy, it's Valentine's Day cancelled this year because if covid cancelled, No, don't be daft, lad. We'll hear that. Well, Auntie Maureen told me that Uncle Mike told her that Valentine's Day was cancelled this year so he wouldn't be able to take her out for a nice meal like normal. Did he know? Tight, But no, no, no, Billy, they're not going to cancel Valentine's Day sun. It's the UK's biggest money spinner after Christmas Omar cards and go bankrupt. Now I'll just be down. On Calendar is the next potential super spreader event for singles. I'd imagine. Are you a man going to go out then? Yep, I'm taking you. Move out to Greg's. They do a lovely candle. It's super on V day now, and nothing says I love you more than a big white, flowery BAP and a bottle of plunk plunk grape juice for grownups. Billy Dad. Yes, Billy, Why they call Valentine's Day. Well, a long long time ago, a wise and learned man called Morris Valentine from Barnsley came up with a brilliant idea. He invented a way that endorsed one day all married Lenin area could redeem themselves with their wives and make up for being miserable sods for the other 364 days. Yeah, it works. Sure. Well, that they made him a saint. What do you mean, Dad? Well, basically, we Christmas. You have to be nice all year to get a present from Santa. Right? But we Valentine's Day there. If you're a married man and you grab a mega teen Equality Street a dozen red roses and tell us you don't have to cook that night, You basically good with Mrs for the whole entire next year. That is so old fashioned, Dad. And really, really thinking sexist. Who taught you that word? No, I'm only messing. I'm only kidding. I'm just making a joke. Mhm. Of course, it's not like that now. That's why I cook twice a week. You mean when we get to take out? Yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, Dad's cooking knives. Anyway, Valentine's There isn't just for men and ladies. Is it Dad? It's for everyone, isn't it? Well, if you want to talk about being sexist, Billy, it's women, not ladies, but yes, yes. Valentine's Day is for everyone. Love is love and can be celebrated by anyone who loves anyone. Mm. What you're doing over there, anyway, I'll bill it. I'm making a secret Valentine card. All right. Who was that, then? Probably for a girl in my class at school. Oh, thank God. Well, brilliant. Brilliant. You carry on, lad will make a proper cursing over out of you yet together. What? They're never mind, Billy. It's just a type of Italian pastor. What does that say inside your card? I made up a poem. Roses are red violets. Violet, come flying my plane and be my co pilot. Oh, co pilot. That's very forward. Thinking of you, Billy. Oh, she'll like that. Good. Very good. That I hope so. Dad, She's the prettiest girl in the whole school. She's got the most beautiful list I'd I've ever seen in the whole of my entire life the whole of your entire life. Billy. Wow. She must have a lovely pair of papers on her then. But just remember, it doesn't matter. what she looks like, really does it. Billy, you've got to be beautiful on the inside to be beautiful on the outside. It's what's inside that counts. Yeah, but that's just what they said to local people to make them feel about drinking. Dad? Yeah, it's easy. Uh huh. Well, why don't we pop to the shops before they closed and get some really nice flowers to go with that car? Really? Oh, thanks, Dad. I'll go get me Go down, then for you and car. No problem soon. Besides, I think you're gonna need all the help you can get. If you're trying to impress the most beautiful list, Gill in the whole entire wide world. Don't go without me not going without yet.