Dr. Jeckyll's Foaming Asswash
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Dr Jekyll's foaming *** wash. If you're anything like me and God help you if you are, you like to maintain an air of sophistication by air. I mean, smell and buy sophistication. I mean, an *** that doesn't reek. I can't tell you the amount of times I've been in an elevator and events objected to the scent of the unwashed, uncut booth a friend of mine had asked that would stink like freezer burn and spoiled fruit. I called him Grocery as that we no longer speak now. Had he been introduced a doctor, Jekyll's foaming *** wash way back then, we'd probably still be thinkers. Thieves, I would say two peas in a pod. But you know, strong produce implication there, and I don't know if he's listening. Let's not leave you ladies out. Look, I know it's the fish Senate elephant in the room, but we need to talk about it. Sometimes You're always the holies, makes the little man in the boat say, Holy moly. Don't be afraid to scored a little bit of good doctors potion right in your center pocket. And don't just do it on Taco. Tuesday, he was a scrapper where you hide that river and you'll be smelling untouched in no time. In all honesty, I knew an on again, off again hooker named Marsha. True to her name, she always smelled marshy. And as we all know, marshy puts is just a few inches north of swamp ***. I turned around the doctor Jekyll's foaming *** wash, and the stench from her trench was instantly improved from marshy. Too soupy, like a nice beef broth. Since she smokes like soup and was a prostitute, I started calling her Soupy sales. It was funny, and she didn't get it ******* millennial. So I kicked her and her fingers. Long story short, I was arrested. But I had a smile on the back of that cruiser or not tell you why? Because if you drop Doctor Jekyll's foaming *** washing the jail shower, he just washes away. Nothing to pick up means no jailhouse blind dates come shower time. Dr. Jekyll's forming *** wash. You don't have to hide your rank *** anymore.