Character Voices, Animated Performance, Henchman Dialogue

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Description

Voices done for a variety of Podcasts, channels and various demo's for other projects. The \"henchmen\" dialogue is from a series that pokes fun at the variety of conversations had by bad guys waiting around at work.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
millions of men and women have experienced the phenomenon of psychic Ernie changing their lives. Call psychic Ernie today. Hi, this is psychic Ernie, your name is Betty, is that correct? Oh my God, how did you know that I'm feeling that you are hideous to look at like really just painfully ugly. Is this correct? Betty men will not come near you? Oh this is so real. All the conversations we've had in the last 10 years, I have a career. I got social interests I travel just cause I don't got kids. You think I must be some airhead do nothing. Plays Nintendo all day. No jeez, why are you so hostile? It was demeaning. It was a derogatory question designed to point light on the fact that I'm outside your little world. Like I don't belong to the grown up club. Oh honey, you remember when we could just carelessly go anywhere and do anything we want introducing crap a flock je the fast and easy way to hide your office shits. It's the happiest, crappiest **** masking products on the market today when compared to leading brand ****** disguise. Nine out of 10 office dumpers chose crap aflac's for their at work. Shipping needs crap a lot has changed my life. It's way better than ****** disguise. Trust me I know from experience ****** disguise should have called it ****** disguise. We may have taken their poison but the circle will simply find another way to eliminate dimitris rivals. I don't have time to help you right now. Not while they're still an immediate threat. My honest opinion. The obvious path will run you straight into traffic. I need to start putting up my christmas lights, christmas lights, christmas lights are my favorite. Ah yeah, they're wonderful. But they're kind of a pain in my ice, especially for me. You know, ladders are a challenge. I have a bright idea that I hope you like let someone else put up those lights. Yeah. Who? I have a few friends, not one but a few and christmas lights is all they do. What can we do against it? I never much cared for val in any way. The only thing that man knew about farming was how to eat our harvest. I had a crush on her shore. She was hot. Everyone did. But I didn't profess my love to her in front of the entire class. Well maybe we should cut this one off for the night too. I think he's had enough vodka that's rich coming from murderers. You're asking us to believe an awful lot. I, we may have taken their poison, but the circle will simply find another way to eliminate dimitris rivals. I don't have time to help you right now. Not while there's still an immediate threat, we have to kill Dmitri. It's the only way to put an end to this. Help me end this one final mission and then I promise I'll take you to fall Mond. You don't have to decide now. Sleep on it. We'll discuss the details in the morning