Snarky and Fast-Paced Welcome Video

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Here is a snarky and pretty fast paced read with some off-mic yelling and light acting for a spec welcome video for new employees that never got made.

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)


North American (US General American - GenAM)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
meeting room. We all know that everyone's meeting is the most important meeting that has ever taken place. But if someone has a room reserved, you got to respect that home. Don't try to butt into a room because that sucks. And if you book a room and don't need it anymore, take that shirt off the calendar coffee on the stairs. Picture this. It's a beautiful monday morning, nine a.m. Sharp and everyone is ready for another great week in advertising. Oh, hey, kev ran, how was your weekend, Jimbo? There he is. Everyone loves you and you're probably going to get promoted soon. Then plop. You spilled a small amount of coffee on the stairs because let's face it, it's hard for most people to climb stairs, hold coffee and be popular at the same time. But you're not most people, you're the most person. You immediately grab a paper towel and clean up the mess dogs.