Patronising Game Narrator

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Description

A short sample from a video game in which I was encouraged to improvise some patronising put down towards the player whenever they made odd choices.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General) British (Received Pronunciation - RP, BBC)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Right. Right. What, what, what, what, what exactly are you trying to do? You, you know, you know, you can't mix a rock with a handkerchief. Right. That's not going to create anything useful. OK. Now, this is an RPG that is item crafting, uh item creation. And I understand that you're wanting to improvise. But anyone under my watch and I am the narrator. Anyone under my watch who tries to combine a rock with a handkerchief in order to defeat the last Boss is, is, well, I, I don't, I don't mean to be offensive but in my book, you're quite simple. A little bit simple. Ok. Um, maybe you should go and play something else.