Matt Keeley - Characters - English/German, nonunion Chicago improviser

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Voice samples from

The Topical, produced by The Onion
Daylight Savings Time Podcast
The Merchant of Sesame Street, produced by The Stupid Shakespeare Company

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

German North American (General) North American (US South)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I was bummed at first because I figured the view wouldn't be as good. But then I took a work trip to Tulsa and realized that flying at 15 ft cuts a good 30 minutes from take off and landing. I don't know why they didn't think of this sooner. You have nothing to blame but your arrogance. Oh, holy ****, Bill. What did you do? Americana Shift Siler as the coach, I had to administer regular drug tests. Tank never took anything harder than a Flintstone's vitamin. A challenge, you know. Oh, I haven't seen that one in decades come. Let's test your metal against mine. You know, I may have a bit of a cold. Maybe we better or you can just jump on me like a spider monkey. Yep. That's another way to go. My word. Some devious soul must have gone and drank all my whiskey. I'd face the rat ******* who did it. But I'd try not to look in the mirror before I had my coffee when the moon hits your eye. Like a big skilled pie. That's a cookie. Had some when you feel just like silk with a tall glass of milk. That's a cookie and no.