\"The Bionic Grandmother\" - Comedy Skit
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
be sure to tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of the bionic grandmother. She fell off a bus, but she can be mended. We have the means. We have the technology. She'll be faster, brighter with new legs, new teeth and new varicose veins. Hold yourself in readiness. Has stories of mystery intrigue and danger unfold before your very eyes. Would you mind helping me across the street sally? I'll beat the lighted Well officer, I told him to get out of the way but he wouldn't listen. Well I think we're gonna have to take him to the hospital. He seems a bit mentally in bed. Always sounded like that before the car hit him. I am sorry miss Barnes, but we can no longer keep your mother here at this retirement home. And why is that? Well, ever since your mother received her bionic implants, her level of energy has been through the roof, making her totally resistant to any type of sedation. Oh dear. And I can't tell you how many times I've caught her putting ex lax in the mashed potatoes, putting the whole janitorial staff on the run. Oh my! So grab your teeth, some denture grip and a bottle of prune juice. Because like your bowels, the excitement just can't be contained in this. The continuation of the bionic mother