Grandpa Tells A Story
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EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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All right, All right. You can settle down now. I'll tell you a story. I'll tell you a story. Let's see. Well, you know, when I was about your age, my grandpa came to visit. His name was Grandpa Jim. He came to visit, and it was for about two weeks. And every night you go out on the porch just like we are right now and he tell us the story. And every once in a while he'd be sitting in this big rock and share That would creak when he when he reared back quite a bit. And every once a while during a story, he rear back and he'd make that squeaky sound. Now, usually it was like a door was opening or something. And he was like, a sound effect. But I got a little curious. I was like, He does that two or three times. So I hatched a little plan. I went out and I got me a hickory stick about size, my wrist, maybe six inches long. And I hit it under that rocking chair the next night when I came out to tell the story. Sure enough, a couple minutes later, he rears back in that chair just squeaks and squawks as loud as they can. Well, I reached in up under there and I got that hickory stick, and I put it under the rails of the rocking chair so that it couldn't move back anymore. A couple minutes later, he went to rear back chair, didn't move. Chair didn't make a sound one. But boy, poor old grandpa. Sure did. Yeah. I didn't know the human body could hold that much gas or come out that loud or come out that long. We all started laughing, of course. And Grandpa, he turned red. And then he started laughing. Eso was glad of that because I didn't want to get my bottom tanned. You know, those sure were good memories. Good old days.