Funny, Sarcastic, Unexpected Television Product Ad for Paper Towels

Television Ad


I not only voice this ad, but I wrote the script, providing humor and something new to catch the viewer's attention for a product that could easily be overlooked.

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)


North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
What if I told you there was a pill that could make you lose £50 in one week. Well, it doesn't exist. But what we do have are some pretty good paper towels. You want to become a better person in three easy steps. We have no clue how you could do that. But the next time you slip and knock that end of day cocktail on the floor, we've got you covered. So if you want to spend your money on something that actually works, buy spill, master paper towels available at your local grocer or online or wherever you get your stuff.