Redneck fixing a sports car

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Description

A fun redneck read for a local insurance office

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (US South)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I'm a Yankee. But if you need a redneck, I think I got this one down the way the whole thing started was we was in this buddy of mine's insurance company, you know, come up with some witty outgoing lines to record to make it sound like he cared about people and all this kind of ****. Well, a fella shows up at the agency and his jaguar and the thing is just being hit and it's got a bumper hanging off a office and we're out back in the place trying to help, just gotta get that bumper back on there. We're banging on it with wrenches and banging on it with hammers and we're banging on it with whatever we can bang on it with. And the whole time none of the phone calls that was coming into the insurance company from other customers needing help was getting an answer because we was helping this fella get his jaguar all fixed up and pretty again.