A Voice Mail for Tadd (Full project)
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okay. Getting someone to record a halfway decent voicemail message shouldn't be that difficult. I probably can pick somebody. And next couple minutes, actually. So who the heck are you? I'm your secretary. I don't have a secretary. Whatever you say, sir. My name is Delilah. You call me tell. I'm sure you think that's cute? You hired me because of the influx of applications you've got for your little project. I did. Anyway, I went through all 3508 applications. 3508 sir. Yes. Please don't interrupt. I brought them down to a few of the more interesting characters, so I think he'll be pleased. Well, okay, I guess if I hired you, Del, I should trust you. Probably, sir. Let me get started. I got to get my hair done in an hour and I don't want to be late. Oh, wow. He's tall. It says here that he's a Goliath like David and Goliath. No. So I think it's a nomadic tribe. They just grow them big. Hello. Can you please tell us your name? Yes. Hello? Hello. Just talk into the microphone. These magic stick. Ok? Hello. I am taught. Got storm a guard? It says here in your application that you're a ranger. Yes. My tribe exiled me because I am too short. So I go on. I'm arranger. Too short. How tall are you? I'm only six foot 10 inches in your measurements. That short? I'd hate to see tall. Maybe we should just get this moving. Mr. Storm God, it was instructed that you prepare a message for the client to here. Will you please read that now? Yes, yes, of course. Away. You have called upon this man this tad while he is away. What he does, you do not know where he is. You cannot find. But he is not here to reply to you. He is not here to aid you or to protect you. He is not here to chase away the shadows. Claw your soul. There is only two Orica and by the father their ban adore I will protect you and slay your enemies. So scroll your name upon the wall. Hope that Ted, this human will return your message. But no, The Tor Goths dorm guard is here. Wow, that was interesting. A bit duck, but intense. That is all we need. Someone will be in touch with you. Okay? This is one of your better applicants. I'm sure the next one will be better next. Oh, no, Del, He's blue now, so let's not judge. Hello. Can you give us your name, please? Greetings and salutations. My name is Rick Griffin, Heart of the famed driven Heart family of adventurers. I'm sure you've heard of us. No, I don't think I've had the pleasure. Surely you've heard of my famously famous uncle climbed driven heart who single handedly slew the dragon? Those terrorizing a small fishing village? Or perhaps my great great grandmother, Marilda Griffin Art, who swore in the various plans with Nick amounts in the plan to overthrow the kingdom by raising an army of undead del Mr Griffin Hot. Why are you blue? I've been agin Aussie Pot human Krajan All fantastic, right? Of course. Do you have the prepared message we required? Well, of course I do. After all of my name is Rick. Yes. Read it then, please. I'm sorry, sir. Hello. Greetings and salutations. You have reached this crying stone for one, sir. Tap MENSA. He's off slaying beasties on savories in another land not unlike the Great Griffin heart, family of adventurers, fame, fortune and fantastic fantasies await. Please leave a message, and I'm sure he'll cast sending on his return. Geez, I'm beginning to think this was a mistake. Thank you, Mr Griffin. Hearts that will dio What? You'd like to hear some more of my family's amazing adventures I could tell you about? Oh, right. Off I go, then. I'm sorry, sir. His resume sounded good. It's fine. Doe, Do we have any more? Oh, yes. The next one you may be more interested in. I'm almost 100% sure he's human. And he's from your your own U S army. 100% sure he's human. Next. Oh, hey, A military guy. My dad was in the US Army. Sergeant Gregor, Havoc of the full second battalion. Number 165 not six. A 69 reporting for duty, sir. You don't have to salute me, Sergeant. Sir. Yes, sir. It says here that you need to get a message out. A message declaring that you aren't available. Is that correct, sir? Yes, that's right. Now are you in danger, sir? What are you running? I don't understand. The all Killian Brigade found the whole world, sir. What? No. Perhaps I should charge up the orbital laser fancies blow anything unwanted out of the sky, Sergeant, there will be no need. My apologies, ma'am. Would you love your country? Your world as much as I do tend to get carried away. Do you have the message you is to excite, Sergeant. Havoc, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Sir, with your permission, I would like to relate with a bad message. What? Yeah, Yes, yes, please may. I guess that's what you are. Nothing but maggots, but food for the carrying. Carlos, That's good. Through the looking for role flash. Tad is not here to take your call. Tad is not here to answer his phone. I'm sure there's more important things for tad of you. Listen, Dina. Moaning and groaning Well, the day love. So you can either hang up now duck and cover hope for the enemy of this year passes by. Oh, you could leave a message and hope that he gets back to you before there's nothing but a smoldering, losing rotting pile of fields and bones left your body. What will it be? Scumbag? um, that was inspiring. Just I'll just say inspiring. Thank you, ma'am. We'll get back to you once we made our decision. Mile, Sir Del, where did you get these people? Greg's list next. Now this next candidate is said to be a hot item where he's from. Well, that's a bit promising. He said he would send me a sizzle reel, but I never received it. Do you smell something that smells like Scialfa? Kind of like something burning like brimstone. Oh, jeez. Is that a demon? You have summoned me so mixed. A cool What Del? Oh, well, he said you wanted fresh faces, so I placed a new ad in the movie had in places of the Internet like fortune. Unless the summoned a battle by accident. Some of the Baylor on the Internet del, That's just him out. He might be good. I will say your words and you will not be descend bold. I be disappointed. Okay, Go. Go ahead. Quake mortals, or you listen to the sound of your voice of Seoul. Next, a cool recorded for San Street. Upon the magic of technology, Tad has gone missing. Heard all that is left green is hopelessness. Your mind will be building the night grabs a dread that is soul makes a cool heard If tad returns your mind will be done And he will not need to return to call of kiosk. Okay, Mr Stack. Cool. That was lovely. Don't now what? Well, I stay in the mortar rhythms. Have you acquired by services in exchange for your immortal souls? Know Mr Sexual Isil has already taken. Sorry, I don't think you'll be needed crumbs. Delilah, you need to be more careful with who you select. Sorry, sir, but let's be honest. I'm not even here. What were all figments of your overactive imagination? None of this Israel Onley your riel. But that would mean that this whole time you've been talking to yourself So than all of this. You Tor got that annoying record, Sergeant. Having even the Baylor soul makes a cool. It's not riel. All of this was for nothing. What was the point? You have a very creative mind. What you imagine? Well, that's where we come in to help create the characters in your stories. Then what do I do now? Make your voicemail. Be yourself making of your own voice. Thank you, Joe. Goodbye. That's never advice. Uh, what you created the part of you? Every cat even May don't Del. Where did you thing is? The weirdest thing I've ever done.