Children's Rhyming Audiobook

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Description

I narrated and produced this children's audiobook/flipbook (on YouTube)

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I cannot get up. No. How and no way I'll not rise nor shine. Can't start off this day for while I was sleeping. I know it's a shock. I managed to turn myself into a rock so I will just lie here. A motionless form under my covers where it's cozy and warm. Oh my! A rock. That seems a bit curious. If you were a boy then I'm sure you'd be furious. But Iraq, I suspect won't very much care if I pour some water all over its hair. I can't go to school today. Wish that I could. But I'm afraid if I go things will not be good because now I have changed into something that's scary with sharp, canine teeth and a body that's hairy. Yes, I am a lion ferocious and mean. And if I go to school, I shall cause quite a scene if I go to school. Well, I just have a hunch that I may eat my classmates and teacher for lunch. I admit that you're right. Much to my dismay, A school is no place for a lion to stay, but I can't leave you here. A lion's unstable. You might make a mass or scratch up my table. I don't have a choice. I cannot let you stray. You'll have to stay locked in your room for the day. I can't do my homework though. I wish I was able to sit down and concentrate there at the table. But I must inform you. I know it sounds funky. I've somehow trans mutated into a monkey. My instincts command me and I must obey. I only can manage to jump, swing and play. That's surely correct. I'd be in for some yelling when forcing a monkey to do math or spelling. But oh, what a shame to let go to waste this after school snack that no one will taste these double fudge brownies with marshmallow spread. I'll have to give you a banana instead. These veggies are not things that I can digest. If you'd kindly remove them, that would be best. What I have become now might give you a scare. I'm no longer human. I now am a bear. Yes, I am a bear. So I have a new diet. You may like it too. If you're willing to try it. I still can eat fish. And even some meat. And most of all honey or anything sweet a bear you say. Why? That's wonderful news. There's nothing I've served that a bear would refuse. You've got carrots, tomatoes, and uh alfalfa sprouts. They're all of which serve as a treat for a bear. If you are a bear. That I must beg your pardon. But you'll know that bears love a good vegetable garden. I can't take a bath. No, not anymore. That's something I only could have done before. But I now have circuits since my transfiguration and getting them. What would cause great complication. I'm now a robot. A thinking machine and baths are not used for robots to get clean. You may spray me and wipe me to rid me of dust, but I ought avoid water. I can, and I must A robot, indeed! I've no cause to complain. A robot is a wonderful thing to obtain. Sure robots can think, but they don't have a say whatever command they receive, they obey, so I'll take my chances and tell you to scrub and soak yourself while you wash up in the tub. I would go to sleep if I was still a child. But now I've become something slightly more wild. This new transformation gave me a new feature. I cannot sleep at night. I'm a nocturnal creature. I now am an owl. I'll sleep in the day, but I need the nighttime for stalking my prey. I'll stay here all night and I won't make a sound until the time comes to attack on the ground. Yes, I understand. I won't put up a fight. I can't expect owls to sleep in the night. But if you don't mind, I'd like to suggest a posture for hunting. That likely works best. Put your head on this pillow, be still and lie back so you can stay hidden, then launch your attack the end