Dog Treats and Cottage Cheese

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Description

Two apartment mates have a Monday off to a fine start, arguing over laxatives and cottage cheese.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

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OK? Do you gravitate the dog outside? Did you remember to take the dog outside today? Yes, I remember to take the door outside. They did you work outside every single day? 7 a.m. Why are you asking me this? Well, you say that. And yet just the other day, the talk wind and made a royal mess over in the debt. Explain that one to me. Oh, you want to know why I made a mess in that then? Huh? Because you fed it. Laxatives. What were you thinking? What? We're wrong. Slowed out. How in the **** was eyes supposed to know that they were laxatives? Okay about that there was small brown troubled. I thought they would dog treats or something. Dog treats don't come in a prescription bottle. What the **** is wrong with you? Oh, you want to know what else doesn't come in a bottle? A milk bottle to be specific. Cottage cheese. Cottage cheese poured over my cereal from a milk bottle in the fridge. Explain that one. Hey, I congratulate whatever cottage cheese I want at any milk bottle that I finish. It's your fault, but not reading the label. Why don't you just go over to the store and buy some? Is that really so difficult for you? I am not going toe waste. $7 on that cheap process, Jarbidge that they call cottage cheese. Um, Monday is off to a fine start.