WedWay Motors - CHARACTER: Local Used Car Dealer

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Description

This \"fauxmercial\" is patterned off of the old classic local used car dealers of the 70's and 80's but with a modern update. With an over the top Texas car dealer character, this one is sure to delight....especially when you realize what he is really selling.

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (South West - Texas)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Are you tired of a big old gas guzzler? Do you hate being seen that ugly, updated hunk of metal? Do you wish you could ride around in a dream car? All of you can treatment, and you can do it. Come on. Down the wed way, motors, and check out a really beauty. Our sported blue convertibles are true. One of a kind. No need to fill these puppies up with gas. They don't use it. In fact, these babies are like the Energizer Bunny. They keep going and going and going there. Fun. Speak great for the environment if you're in all that nonsense. And based on the latest greatest technological advances from 1975 these are just cars. They're smart cars packed. They practically drive themselves. Who need some fancy pie polluting vehicles? Some Internet search ginger with a double name looking for a talking GPS? Yeah. These darlings got that. In fact, it's so cutting edge and so informative. You think you're on a ride at Disney World? Get your vehicle while supplies. Last stop in today. Toe wet way motors and rockets. Our plaza right next to the carousel. Make sure you ask for May Tom, Tomorrow if I'm not there, just have me paged Wen Wei motors. We are just car dealers where people mover