Chuckie and Daemon

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Description

A nerdie kid and an angry black man have a conversation about being on a radio show..all improvisation .

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the RG and Damon. Joe almost had to pause because, man, he gets it is feeling sometimes when I say his name out loud with foot, you talk about their man. Damn, Chucky, why you always got to be here. My name in your my full main dam and ****. Always talking that ****, man. God damn it! You will never know who's listening may know somebody always out there listening to you, man. Dammit! Thank think, man. Think open your little been Think. What do you mean? Open my head up? I opened my head up. I think I'd be bleeding. Shut the **** up! May always with that Trying to be funny business and ****. Damn, man. Trying to have a serious conversation with you. Put one time. Can we have a serious conversation for once? Just once. I would like to have a serious conversation with you. Why have serious confrontation would you Every day? I'm not even going commented it really like that? Well, okay. What do we talk about today? Anybody I got to my ideas out there in the crowd. Manning got no ************* ideas May always being friendly and ****, man. Let me that. Don't let me run this show making I run the shoulder and your c I really get down that I spoke to a tree Really happy, man. You know, saying, like, I flipped that word, right? Right. That we, uh, people over here called Ebonics in the making this **** up and you're saying and they sound good. So **** it here and let somebody say somebody cause I'm gonna knock the **** out of them motherfuckers, man. Yeah, uh, godly. You're so aggressive. All the times that we've got you this far in life was she had I've been known to bullying *** every now and then. But then I wouldn't just say aggressive. Would it shoot? Will you make it sail? I didn't make it sound like it's a bad thing or something. Um, okay, well, ****. What do you think? The **** you mean you ain't never know aggressive? You never got no fighting your whole life. Fine. My mama said if I find that I get hurt and I would lose my smart man, you know, that's only thing I got going for me because I'm not that great looking red hair and I got Bt Glasses in the eyes and and just I wear my pocket protectors and stuff. You know, it's just kind of hard to get a girl like that, man, but see it on the radio, though. Yeah, that's good thing. Got cool points there, buddy. Radio book. You may be recording this ****. You telling me that, man? Man, **** you, man. I'm out of here. Took I'm out of here, man. You always want to record a *** and **** like that, man. God damn. And you thought had some privacy and **** like that in the ************* whole time. Just broadcasting it **** out there for just, uh uh, anybody in a mama here, man. Damn. And you always gotta be tell telling on a *** dry snitching and ****, man. Dry snitching. What do you ******* me? My That I offended by that dry stitch? What? It was a wet snitch, man. Boy, you don't quit. Ask me Stupid question. I'm gonna come over there and choke your ways. You hear me? Golly, listen to the bull Leo here. He just won't give it up. You gotta be Endiama, the bench man on campus or something, then, yeah, You get a lot of points for beating me up. Yeah, let me tell you if real ******* easy, I never been in one but one fight in my whole life. And the kid was three times smaller than me, and he still kicked my ***. Yeah, man, you make me cry. Why you gotta bring up old memories like that? You don't like getting my feelings? You know this 1,000,000? I'm sorry, Dough. You know, I just get worked up when I think, But somebody telling on me may because ah, **** that. That **** is against the code. And we all know we tell my body cold, huh? What gold? The Armani code. Now, you food on my cologne? You could tell me about the ************* code we live by, man. You know what? People and ****, man, it's We could live and hold our head high, man. You know something you gotta be. Noah took a tale coward and run from the ************* laws. And she'd like that. We could coexist. And I don't know what I was going with that, but, you know, **** it. I'm home and oh, he got me sometimes, you know. Hey, hope you wouldn't recording it, huh? Oh, damn. Guide, Uh, you might know that the the the the the reporters just keep on rolling because, you know, it is a radio show. We're on the air. We got all this time to just burn, you know, It's just basically just opened Time to ******** and talk. You know, I figured you'd like this kind of stuff, man. You know, you signed me up. For what? A radio show? We just talk for two hours. Boy, I don't know what your people told you, but right now we call that **** **** sexual going, talk Teoh. Other man like that for no *************, uh, two hours straight with the **** you wanna talk about, man. After about three minutes, I don't told you my life story and ****. You know, I'm saying you want to come over here and go tell everybody ************* body what? It what it is and what it was. And you've given the game up on the cool them *** with unknown ****. Man, if you are going to say it's not about them Styrofoam cups that I just let her drink that **** wouldn't **** with us None, man u sandwich. I gotta get that ************. Big Mo now rest in peace, man, cause that man, he jammy jam. But he did get the game up. You know, my father said I want to know what's in my cup. Got purple stuff she made why he had to tell him. Boy, that man. Ever since then the mother will be seeing our cook. They want to come over there, open the cup, son. And I'll be like, man, **** that. Its invasion of privacy and **** like that. I got my mother ****** writes hope not know it never would. What? Yes, right. I ain't got **** on me, huh? Yeah. My with my name Clean Dan. Right? Run that ****. Running. Running? Yeah. Who are You know, you're going to run it. Oh, I knew you go run it, though. Yeah. Would you say so? These balls didn't. Uh yeah, that's what it said. It could **** you is against my rights. You ain't got no problem. Cars must Look. Look at my drink. You know, saying let's I'm acting un accordingly. You want me on a quarterly? In reality I don't know what that means. Let me. Ah, you ain't acting the way you're supposed to be acting, man. You know, saying cause ah, out of out of character or something like you hire something. Public intoxication. Okay, well, I think he's gonna go over there with that one. But I'm gonna talk about the time that I went to the beach with my mom and my brother. And it was a good as just good old time when we just kicked it with family. And I tell you one there. Then why were swimming? And I turned trying Lahan and surfing. And I was women, and I handed I had, um oh, paid, allowed for them for, uh, the wife. It was a maid. Why, then? I just don't know how. Well, good Later. And I was on a beach. My mama was You need me Mount them out. What? You You don't see me? Don't eat me. You gotta turn on, but And you, nasty man. No, You go, you Gnaizda venue Otpor and ****, man U s hand. But I understand. Must be in here not getting no ***** growing up. Yeah, I know what it was terrible, man. You're saying, but how would not gonna like the party looking like shaft in this ************? You don't saying I was flied in the ************* airplane? Yeah, a paper airplane, maybe boy as one. Don't let me get the three. Ah, well, come choke your way. So should a local, but my ship trail on the main OSC was going on. You tell, you know. You know. OK, keep it their way. We cool, but I got to go. Okay, Nana. Well, you heard it. Vote. That was the rest of today's episode. Um, Jebbie and diamond, the main one I want You actually got a little okay. You mean peace? Our college? A little. Oh, I'm like everybody.