Another series of 'ads' I wrote to show more character and range.
Young Adult (18-35)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
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Airhead, Annoying Kid, Frat Boy, Guy Next Door, IT Guy, Aloof, Animated, Believable, Child-like, Friendly, North American