(2013) Connor Woodson Ad Demo

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A variety of advertisements recorded back in 2013 while working with Exposure, Inc. (somewhat outdated)

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
My name is Connor Woodson. Meat snacks, birds, snacking experts who know exactly what they want to snack. The ones who know that Dr Pepper tastes even better when sipped through a Twizzlers. Ones who relish the taste sensation of Doritos and Mountain do what kind of snacks for you. Find out at your neighborhood. Come and go where medium fountain drinks or 79 cents all summer long, and you can mix and match them with downside of snacks into darn near infinite combinations. It's just another way. Come and go with serving the taste you crave. You snacks for you. Take everything you knew about the Twinkie and throw it away because something new is on the horizon and buy new. We mean exactly the same. But don't call it a comeback, because that would be an understatement. Britney Spears can make a comeback. That guy who played Doogie Howser can make a comeback, but only the Twinkie can be reborn like a cream built phoenix rising from the crumbs. The world's greatest snack has finally arrived because we decided to break the conventional Twinkie mold and bring you an identical Twinkie. Confused Don't be. It's just a Twinkie. So prepare your cake hole because it's about to get cream. With the greatest Twinkie since the Twinkie, it's new. It's not improved. Its coming to stores near you soon. Hi, my name is James and I'm a podcast. A whole. It all started with the MP three player my darling and unsuspecting wife gave me for Christmas last year. First, it was a podcast about fishing. Fairly harmless, you would think. Then I branched out into technology sports marketing. Do it yourself projects in a podcast about grammar hall things. My palate for this stuff is so acute, and I'm learning so much to be apparent. Dismay. My dearest. Well, this year, I suspect she'll not be. Find that video. That doesn't mean I can't get it for the kids. Modern humans have been on Earth for 200,000 years. Sadly, despite all of our incredible achievements when major shortcoming still remains inability to find a place for a guy to be a guy. Sure, progress is made with man invented the golf course. But that soon turned into frustration when we realized this game is hard. Just recently, a breakthrough occurred with the advent of the man gave. But alas, there was one tremendous flaw. It's typically nothing more than a room in the basement, where reality get quickly interject. But now there was finally a place for a guy to be a guy. See a men's fine. They've got the best men's haircuts in town. And the best part is, see, A is only for guys. So be a man and experience. See a men's find grooming. Hey, how you doing? I'm a close talker. You probably know me. I'm that guy who always stands uncomfortably close. When we talk, I'm a personal bubble burster. I obliterate comfort zones. People deal with me by backpedaling or offering me a minute. It's OK. I get it. Not everybody likes a close talker, but you know what they do like great healthcare. That's close by, like the advanced cancer care at the Baptist Health Cancer Center, with the latest treatments and a team of oncologists and nurses who work together to find the right care for each case, plus a nurse navigator to help patients throughout every stage of treatment. It's all part of the Baptist Health Cancer Network, which cares for more cancer patients than anyone else in the state. No one appreciates a close talker, but everyone can appreciate knowing there's great healthcare. Close Buck Baptists Health Madison Bill. For more information, visit Baptist health Madisonville dot com My name is Connor Woodson. Thanks for listening.