English Uk Regional Yorkshire Skit Comedy Funny Skit phone call part 2
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (England - Yorkshire & Humber) British (General)Transcript
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All right. Let me see what form that ******* lunatic again. See what's happening. I won't blow my number this time. It's even the embarrassment of answering by accident and not speaking like a ******* widow. Yeah, ******* drink. I answer me this time. Help! Come on. Tell me is, uh, many thousands of the eloquence. Welcome to the E voicemail. I'm sorry, but the person you call is not available. Please leave your message after the tone. After you finish your message, just hang up to hear more options. Please press one iota. I Listen, I'm not pissing about anymore. Me, I'm not working with you for the love of the ******* are. You know what it is nowadays? Me money makes the ******* world go around. I'm looking to cash in big time on Miss me. I'm on my third ******* marriage, Yukon, and I'm putting another kid through college. Yeah, I'm telling you this because I don't want your ******* these visuals or when you're pretentious crap. Yeah. Any attempts to make it a serious piece of art? Listen, you're not going to be opening up at cans getting a ******* 30 day stint at the Edinburgh film festival. I don't pay for my ******* expensive drinking adventures. Listen, you need to think commercial Monetisation Merchandising product placement. You see him a bigger picture here. I can just imagine Wembley Arena 10,000 people all shouting He's a dog on me, Ed. I'll find me anti behind me back. He's a ******* 100! Granddad catchphrases out their opportunities to merchandise a ******* Andy Ritchie on a golden platter, My friend Grand dad is a ******* cash cow just waiting to be milked a **** and balls full of monetised man fat will be stroked and burst everywhere. I'm a painting pictures for you, son passed away in a proper band Meat I can already ever counts laughing and garages open down the country Youngsters in school saying each of the weather back at bike said I'm a lunchtime having a cheeky But after laughing my ******* heads off, you see Miss me, send me them visuals over me. Let me point you in the right direction and on your ******* all up. Come on, get back to me. Uh huh.