Sellmore Parrot Speaks

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Comedy, Fun

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (South West - Texas) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

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Hello? Yes. Can I get ah, laser treatment? All right. Laser treatment, right? My I got hemorrhoids. Bed my *** is killing me. I need help when we sue is possible. Did the stockings are they reputable? Ah, this is tearing the s out of me. Proper terminology. You sure? But I'm dying over here. Your big pushing nb she read radio. We bring you the circus that Heide Piper, whose magic tunes lead the Children of all ages from 6 to 60 into a tinsel and spun candy world of reckless beauty and mounting lab Werling thrills of the rhythm, excitement and greats of daring and flaring and dance of high stepping horses and high flying stars. But behind all this circus is a massive machine whose very life depends on discipline, motion and speed. Mechanized army on wheels rolls over any obstacle in his path that meets calamity again and again. It always comes up smiling a place where disaster and tragedy stalk the big tongue off the backyard ride the circus train where death is constantly watching for one frayed road one weak link or one trace of fear beer, primitive fighting force that smashes relentlessly full against Impossible law. Now that service Great Show honor show Presented by what Strike Red radio. Uh, remember my darling Louise boning parking zoom How we paid in each other than I was 10 years ago. Who would think that today and 10 short years we've grown into despising each other. I can still remember that boat in park near the zoo. You wish my sweet little nothings in my ear when they weren't nothing. All right. I should have tipped the boat over. Then it was before you took swimming lessons. You know, looking back over those 10 years how you'd love to live certain times over again. Well, I wouldn't want to live a single second over again. As a matter of fact, I'd like those 10 years back, Louise, even to a three of us. Certainly the one who could spare him baby doll. The little white lies he used to tell who could predict ended from a little fibber and grow into a dangerous paranoiac lawyer. Ah, Louise. The memories of Times Gone by NBC the National Broadcasting Company presents from New York It's the Doc Elder Head show Tonight. So more the parent bobblehead night brought to you by Lucky Strike Lucky to fill your level Best 12 Lucky to feel your level Best your level best That's how you feel when you light up A lucky because Lucky's fine Tobacco picks you up When you're low Calm him down When you're 10 Put you on the right level The feel and do your level best l s m f T lucky strike means fine Tobacco mild, ripe light tobacco So next time you buy cigarettes remember that Lucky's Find tobacco picks you up when you're low Calms you down When you're tense By putting you on the right level The lucky level feel and do your level best That's the lucky level Smoke a lucky to feel your level Best smoke Lucky to feel your level best Get on the lucky level where it's fun to be alive Get a cardinal Lucky's get started, Teoh. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How you doing? Uh, is that a pack of Lucky's on your table? Yeah. Give me one of those. You go. Thanks. Power. Uh, that way with your lamp. The way That girl yesterday? Yeah. How long you been going with four months four months. Are you cheating? No. No. Yeah. You got to be careful when you get a good one. Because there's a lot of diseases out there. You can't really cheat today. It's not like 30 years ago when you could come home and lie with a straight face. But if you do cheat on it, do yourself a favor. Were one of those condiments you know, Theo way coming to you live from the Santa Monica Pier. You've heard of Great Britain? Yeah. When somebody says they're going to Great Britain, what language would they speak when they get there? British speak British. Oh, boy. Have you ever met anyone who speaks British? No. Can you think of any word in British? Know you met someone from Amsterdam? What nationality would they have? No idea. Amsterdam. Ian Dam In what? The people from Denmark cold did. Marnie is them audience. How many great lakes are there? Oh, a lot like 100. Some 100. How many oceans are there? Have been a warning. Bento ones. Which one were you at? Which one? Which ocean did you go to in floor? Because you went to the Pacific Ocean in Florida. How was your a doozy? What is the largest country in South America in South America? Africa on Where is Iraq? I don't know. Like south here for some South Europe? No. So you go to Europe and head south. What country would you find? The Panama Canal in Panama. And now is their country named Panama. Now? I don't know. What do you know? Oh, isn't us? No. Why do you think they call it the Panama Canal? Is there the kind in Panama? If you use the Panama Canal you're trying to get from where? The way one place to another. Where does it go? Panama on. And where? And France. Panama. And great. Where is Iraq? Iraq is in in Afghanistan. Where was the Berlin Wall? Located in the former Soviet Union. Wrong dark. Where is the Outback Back? Yeah, Um I don't know. What's your name, kid? Nick. Nick, what do you do? I would like to be a film director. Film director who doesn't? Okay. You've heard of the English Channel? Yes. It goes between what? Two countries? France and England. England. Now, is there any way to get there besides by boat? I think There's like a bridge like a really long bridge, and it goes under the water. But will bridge that goes under the water would be called What 100 water bridge way?