A short puppet skit
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now I know my baby. Uh huh. Uh, just I think you said it a little different. So are you gonna talk to audience? No. You just said something. So you said something again. So what? I'm not talking to them. Why? Because I don't like them. Why? You don't even know who they are. So good reason why I don't like them. They should stay away. But those are your audience. You have to entertain people. I'm not entertaining anyone. I'm going to stay to myself, okay? You're not moving. You're really not moving. Why are you staring at me? Because you look weird. Stop staring at me. I'm not gonna stop because you look weird. I can't understand that strange looking thing. Do you stop staring at me? You look, you bugging me out? Come on. Stop doing that. Oh, come on. You doesn't look weird. Who are you talking to now? Damn day. The audience. Doesn't he look weird? I never seen such a strange human. And I like what? Uh you got this round head. So what? It's just really shiny. Come on, I can't take this. I gotta go. What? Hello. What? Hi. Hi. Hello. Who are you? I'm fine. What's your name? Henry. My name's jazz. And I thought the kid High Jazz. How are you doing? Hi. Hi. Um Oh, that's what. What? I can see my opposite. You can? Yeah. How old are you? I'm three. Oh, wow. That's a nice age. You really know your alphabet. Uh huh. You want to hear it? Sure. Why not? Okay, here we go. Yeah. Made me, Me, me, me. What are you doing? I'm cutting a nice, huh? Okay, maybe. Can you begin now? Okay. Sorry about that. Um, because here we go. A D c d e f g h r j k l m n o T Q r S T. What are you doing? I'm shaking my head. Why? You don't sound good. Nani said I sound good. You don't sound good. What? I'm killing my money on. You know, you don't Don't sound good up, man. How you doing? I'm doing like cool. What? You found Tom Yellin, man, tell your way over there like an awesome place, man. It's totally hot. Totally right. Really? Yeah. I like four brothers and 56 is Really Yep. Totally awesome. They all know how to read. So that's a good thing. Good. Yeah, because I can't. You can't? Nope. I can't. Eureka. To make three. Do you expect me to do no encyclopedia by now? Yes. Most kids. Do you know what? Real? No, I'm just kidding. See, you don't know anything. What was it like me? You were great. I can't remember that. So that a long time ago. Oh, so, like, I don't know how to read. It's really kind of simple. You like sign an alphabet? Uh, yeah. Yeah. You do? Yeah. Can you sing it? No. I like not gonna sing it for you. You just said no happen. I do, but you don't need to know you. Oh, you don't even know how I'm missing it. Ah, please. Why? What will you get out of it? I don't know. Um, acknowledgement that you know something? Okay, I'll try it. Okay. A The rest, please. O b. There's more. C d E f g. That's kind of quick. I told you I know it, right? Yeah. I didn't know you that well. They do. I totally cool. I know everything, but I just can't read. Sorry about that. But, you know, if you would have took your time, like, sound up the lettuce. What? So if you sound the letters out, they'll make words. You're kidding me. No, I'm not kidding you Like a like ankles? Ah ah, yeah. Ah, and be goes. But but Yeah. See, Andy goes down. She doesn't go that it doesn't know it goes. Oh, so you know something more than me? Yeah. Then you know how to read. I do? Yeah. You've got the sounds. You know the difference between sea and die and d. Yeah, I do. Oh, well, it's not to read. Yes, you do. Oh, cool. So by okay. Hunky right? Yeah. Remember, Monkey? Huh? Hey, Um yeah. Are you okay? What? Hit her. Hit her. Uh huh. What are you doing? The monkey king of the jungle. The monkey. Huge Jing Uh, no. Um Henry. No knee. Nucky, you Jane. No, it's no, I'm not Jane. I'm Henry. No, you need to play Nucky like no knee. Nucky, your Jane, It's me, Tarzan. You Jane. Yeah. No knee. Nucky, you Jane. I'm not playing Jane. I'm Henry. You need to be monkey wife. Would you just slap me so I'm not playing J. Yeah. You chain No. You change. Stop! You change, Do you? Stop slapping me Stood Jane? Yeah. Would you stop it? Me, Nucky, You jink. Oh, me, Nucky B J Good.