Funny Commercial for Chuck's House of Monster Clothes

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Description

commercial parody of a clothing store who's clientele is strictly monsters!

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US Mid-Atlantic) North American (US Western)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello, I'm Cedric. And yes, I'm a monster. You may remember me from the handed Grab your lay or the distorted face you saw in the mirror that one time we're not so different us in you except when it comes to buying clothes. Today I'm here to tell you about Chuck's House of Monster, where chucks is where a but my favorite clothes for years, and they always manage to keep up with the latest fashions and styles. You see us monsters can't just walk into a department storm by a shirt off the rack. Sure, there's the obvious. Oh my God, it's a monster in this regular human store. But more importantly, that should won't fit me at all. That's where Chuck's comes in. If I have a 22 inch waist but a 77 inch chest, that's no problem in Chuck's. If I have six legs that are tentacles in two heads that come out of the same neck hole air, four pairs of pants and seven shirts that feel like they were custom made for you at Chuck's House of Monster, where the container, any item of clothing to your monster body, all without shame a weird looks from other patrons were own monsters here. Seriously, though, if you're human, maybe don't come into Chuck's. Even though we're customers were still Monsters will probably do something to scare you to death. After all, I may dress great and walk with swagger, but I'm still a hideous entity from another dimension. Chuck's House of Monster, Where I 95 old Mill Road Open seven days Credit cards Welcome.