Afflixtor Drug Advertisement

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Television Ad
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Description

A \"typical format\" TV ad for a hypothetical pharmaceutical drug product, \"Afflixitor.\"

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
do you remember what life was like before chronic widespread procrastination. You were active motivated a real go getter. But then when chronic widespread procrastination or C. WP set in everything changed. Simple activities you used to enjoy became ordeals, personal projects and routine tasks turned into insurmountable obstacles. Procrastination was ruining everything, but that was before a flick sitter. A flick sitter stimulates the motivational nerve receptors in the brain, allowing you to focus on the tasks that are important to you and your family with a flick. So tour routine chores and even special activities such as making voice over demos are now a breeze. Taking control of your life is a possibility with the flicks. A tour. If you've been diagnosed with C. W. P. Get off that couch and consult your family doctor In case studies of flicks it or generated a 47% motivational coefficient in several patients do not operate firearms while using a flicks. A tour. Side effects of a flicks it or may include and are not limited to headaches, nausea, intestinal distress, slow talking, confusion, irritability, chronic widespread procrastination, pelvic arrhythmia, hair loss, blood clots and death. Hey, don't you deserve the life that C. W. P. Took from you. Talk to your doctor now about a flick sitter and say goodbye to chronic, widespread procrastination forever.