Voices - The Fellowship of the Ring in under 10 minutes by Mike Jack
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Ah ah The world has changed I feel it in the earth I feel it in the water I smell it in the air Much that once was is now lost and none live You remember better Dum bum bumper him from better them But um Pum Pum come from your late A wizard is never late for a Baggins nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors Well wishers or distant relations. And how about very old friends? Oh God! Oh, you haven't aged a day Today is my 111th birthday. I know half of you half as well as I should like And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I'm old Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart You spread thin butter scraped across too much bread I need a holiday A very long holiday I don't expect I should return In fact I mean not to little Bo The ring is still in your pocket? Yes. Isn't that old now you know? No, It comes down to it high. I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine. My own, my precious crushes. It's been called that before, but not by you. What business is it of yours? What I do with my own things? I think you've had that ring quite long enough. You want it for yourself, Bilbo Baggins. Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you. Some wives come to you If you weren't eavesdropping, I ain't been job. No eaves, sir. Honest. What did you hear? Speak. Nothing important, that is. I did hear a good deal about a ring of power. Something about the end of the world. But kindof don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything unnatural. No, I suppose not. I've thought of a better use for you. Don Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Ah, The hour is late. Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom and Gandalf the grey rides to isan guard. Seeking my counsel for that is why you have come. Is it not old friend Solomon? A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman. Why? Why should we fear to use it? They are not all accounted for. The lost seeing stones. We don't know who else may be watching. The hour is later than you think. Gun love. We must join with him. Tell me, old friend, When did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness? Yeah, It's just something Gandalf said. Don't you lose him, Samwise! And I don't mean to Sam. Still in the shire. What could possibly go wrong? Look many its Prudhoe. Hello, Photo. Get off! You've been in the farmer maggot's crop again, haven't you? A little more caution from you. That's no ordinary trick you carry. I carry nothing indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely. That is a rare gift. Who are you? Are you frightened? Yes. Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you. What about breakfast? You've already had it. We've had one. Yes. What about second breakfast? I don't think he knows about second breakfast. Pip, He doesn't But But Levin's ese afternoon tea Luncheon, dinner, supper! He knows about them, doesn't he? I wouldn't count on it. But where is he leading us to Rivendell. Master Gamgee on the house of Elrond. Ah ah ah! It's a gift. A gift to the foes of mortal. Why not use this ring? You cannot wield it. The one ring answers to Sauron alone. And what would a mere range know of such things? This is no mere ranger. This's Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance. The ring cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess. I will take it. I will take the ring so mortal. Although I do not know the way, I will help you to bear this burden as long as it is yours to bear by my life or death. If I can't protect you, I will. You have my sword and my bow on my axe. Nine companions, You shall be the fellowship of the ring. Great. Where we going? Um um bum ba bum. But, um soon, Master Baggins, you will witness the fine hospitality of the dwarves. More beer meat right off the bone. This, my friends, is the home of my cousin Balin. And they call it a mine Mine. This is no mine. This is a tomb. Here lies bawling son of Fundin. The order of Moriah. We cannot get out. They are coming. Let them come. There is still one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath. But, um bump, bump, bump, bump You cannot pass. I am a servant of the secret fire wielder of the flame of horn. Or the dark fire will not avail you Flame of a lagoon. You shall not pass. Ah ah like a lass. Give them up. Give them a moment for pity's sake. By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs. Where is scandals? For I much desire to speak with him. He has fallen into shadow but hope remains Where company is true. Welcome. Photo off the shire one who has seen the eye Will you look into the mirror? What will I see? Even the wisest cannot say for the mirror shows many things things that were things that are and some things that have not yet come to pass. It is what will happen if you should fail. If you asked me, I would give you the ring. I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish that none of this had happened. So you all to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. It is for them to decide is what to do with the time that is given. Stay back, Sam. I'm taking the ring to Mordor alone. Of course you are. And I'm coming with you. I made a promise, Mr Photo. A promise. Don't you lose him, Samwise! And I don't mean to I don't mean to um um um um um but but bum bum ba bum Ba bum bum bum bum ba bum ba bum from a bom Bom bom Bom bom Aah!
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Elf, Hobbit, Warrior, Wizard, Aged, Angry, Booming, Enchanting, Heroic, Jovial, Low Pitched, Mysterious, Ominous, Approachable, British (General), Scottish (General)