Comical CEO Speech

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Description

Comical speech by a CEO who blames his employees for his failures.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US Mid-Atlantic)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
All right. Good morning, everyone. I spent the weekend getting my beauty. Sleep is you can tell it worked. I'm joking. I'm not joking. How was everyone's weekend? Great. Probably not as good as mine, but no problem. Okay. Short story long. Our sales are in the gutter, all right? They're lower than the gutter. Their sales are in the drain under the ground. Maybe not even on this planet anymore. Our sales are out of this world. And you know what they're saying Out of this world means terrible. Next thing you know, we'll be shooting for the stars. And that would just be a nightmare. It's bad. It's bad. It's not great. But it's not because of me. I know you guys know that I know exactly what I'm doing. So it's on you. We need more money. I'd like to share some words that I heard about selling this morning while listening to an entrepreneur's podcast. Check these words out, guys. And really listen, sales funnel, direct marketing, 10 times performance. Something about social media. Come on, guys. This isn't rocket science. I don't think