Biggus Dickus Scene from Monty Python

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Description

Playing as Pilate, Centurion and Brian

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Teen (13-17)

Accents

British (General)

Transcript

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Hail Caesar. Hail! Only one survivor, sir. Ah, for him to the floor. What's up? Follow him to the floor. Ah! Oh, Ah! Now, what is your name? Joe. Brian. So, Brian, eh? No, no, Bryan, Uh, the little rascal has spirit has What's a spirit? Yes. Yes, he did. So no, no spirit of bravado. A touch of daring do. Oh! Ah, About 11. So So you're dead to wait us. So what? So strike him, Centurion. And very wifely. All right. Oh, and ah, Thrown to the floor, sir. What Throwing to the flag in, sir? Oh, yes. For him. To the floor, please. Ah, now, Joe is Weps Scallion? I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. A woman? No, no, Roman. Oh, So your father was a woman? Who was he? He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrisons. Waley? What was his name? No tears. Maximus said too weird. Do we have anyone of that name in the garrison? Well, no, sir. Well, you sound where we sure have you checked? Well, no, sir. Um I think it's a joke, sir. Like Ah, silly Asada's ofthe biggest stickers. What's so funny about biggest dickus? Well, it's a joke name. So I've happened to have a very great friend in Rome called Biggest stickers. Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in Gladiator school very quickly with that. What? In behaviour like that? Can I go now? So Oh, wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this White. Take him away!