Dookie Boyardee
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So you're just ahead with tiny arms and legs. Yeah, but the other ones are full size skeletons. That's right. But you came back as just ahead with tiny arms and legs. I think it had to do with the manner of my death. What did you do? How did you die? I guess I was tragically deet or sick ated. Oh my God. By what a Cannon. What happened here? What happened to this town? Why why is this town abandoned? And I don't know. Oh that didn't have to do with your death. It wasn't abandoned when I died. Okay, when did you die? What year is it? It's 2022. Oh wow. Yeah, I guess it was, Gosh, almost 20 years ago. 2002. You can in death. None of us were even alive. We were all very recently in a post 9-11 mindset. Thank you for acknowledging that it would have been a problem if you didn't. It really changed everything. That's what my dad tells me anyway. You're saying a whole lot of nothing. Yeah. Get to the death by Cannon. Okay, well, as you know, we are here in ordinary Falls. Which since the town's founding, despite its name, has attracted all manner of people who don't fit in wherever they're from, interesting. The strange and the unwanted. Whoa! Okay, that sounds familiar. Yeah. How so? It sounds a bit like the town we live in also seems to attract a lot of strange weird folks and ship. Where do you live? Las Vegas? I like the sound of your jaw bone rattling when you laugh. We live in chill haven, the next town over. Oh yeah, I've heard about that place on the other side of Lake Obelisk uh weird ship go down there. Okay so can and death. Yeah. So what happened to you when you died? Oh well many years ago now, 20 years ago listening to. Yeah, so 9 11 mindset. There was a circus that was coming through town. We didn't have a lot of entertainment here in ordinary falls and even by then the population of the town had decreased significantly. Um do you want to hear the Cannon story or do you want to hear about that? Let's start with the answer questions as we go because you've been asking a lot of questions real rapid fire and then getting mad at me about not answering questions from like seven questions ago. Let him finish answering the question Angela, you Angela long conversation, we just met him, we gotta get, we gotta get filled in any way he asked how he died, he said death by cannon and now we asked him they'll explain it now, he's explaining it. Circus had come through town, they were only supposed to stay here for the weekend, giving us a little bit of excitement, entertainment and even joy. Unfortunately their car broke down while they were here, axle broke because they put too many clowns in it, right? And they, this is nonsense. Yeah. So while they were here, you know they sort of became like part of the community. We all learned to love them. They integrated themselves when the community here or no mechanics here. Like they needed a part. It took a while. They do. Yeah. Have you ever seen that movie to wong foo? Thanks for everything julie Newmar, except instead of drag queens, it was clowns and circus people really changed the trajectory of the town, so to speak. Anyway, along with the circus, there was the most beautiful boy really. Pay off. His name was the magnificent monkey man. But to me, he was just Matthew, I loved him so dearly. Angela just goes back behind the bar and pours herself a drink and then comes back and sits down. Help yourself. Are there any bottles behind the bar that like still have milk in them? Yeah, I was gonna get you. Can I get you some milk? Some ordinary falls pervert milk? Uh anyway, I can't do this much longer. No, I'm here for there was another competition for the monkey man's affection. He was a clown named laughter's end up killing you. Zeke, I need you to hold your breath until the story is over. He's gonna die. All the other words for sounds that you make when something's funny. We're taking his clown names already chuckles, ha ha he Yeah, he yeah, they were all there. But laughter's was also in love with my beautiful Matthew. Okay, so he challenged me to a duel and he had a cannon cannons at dawn. That's how clowns do it. Right. I've heard that you take 10 paces and then you light the fuse and then you wait a little bit. I was so foolish. I let him set up the cannons and everything. Well I lit my fuse and all that came out of the end instead of a cannon ball was a flag on a stick that said bang on it. You know what came out of his cannon cannonball, cannonball and that's how you die hit me right in the torso, blew it clean off. I wonder if Matthew and laughter's ended up together and you know inside of that torso was my heart where all my love for Matthew was kept and without that I couldn't live. No, I think you couldn't live without all the organs and the blood in addition. I mean the heart was one of them but also a whole bunch of other ones. There was a lot of stuff you needed that you didn't have at that time. Yeah. Is this a dream? So then my head and arms fell down onto my feet and then I died