Comedy range of character voices from soldier, scientist, geek, nerd

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Description

A selection of Character voices that are funny with a comedy script written by me.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I need a wee, It won't be long, but don't stop me or I might be on the train and you wouldn't want that now, would you And I don't want to be running too far when I need to go. All this talk about we is making me want to go. I'll hold it in until we get there. Just don't make me laugh. I'd like to reassure you folk, I've got your best interest at heart and I will try my damnedest to make sure you all get the seat. You're all entitled to. How much money do we make on these tickets, Porter? You know, it needs to be as much as humanly possible. Don't put me in charge of this. This will probably go wrong and I want to blame someone else. Now, where is mr Camel? Goddammit! He told me to meet him here on the eye and that's what I've done here. I am ready for the train. Just like he asked me, You don't honestly expect me to sit here and wait for him to arrive? I'm a busy person with people to see in places to be If we all just calm down and sit down and choose something to read. I'm sure the time will fly by. Right, let's move it. The trains arrived. I want everyone on in 30 seconds, OK guys, we gotta focus now. No messing around. Let's all get on the train as quick as we can. Stop pushing me, I'm going, I'm going we sit around all day long then everything. Suddenly a big hoodies? I wish this guy would stop pushing me or I'm gonna shove his. But through that window, you get my drift. I was walking down the high street and a man stopped us. I thought he wanted me number, so I said, no thanks. Pet turns out I got my dress, caught me. ***. Oh man!