Parli Cooking

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Description

A cooking show with a few sketches throughout, and a twist sci-fi ending

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

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Hello and welcome to the very first exciting episode of Parliament cooking. I'm your host. Read Nielsen. He is the scenario. You got a pretty girl coming over with a bunch of friends and you wanna impressive and she's a vegetarian, but she's one of those weirdo vegetarians. It's eats chickens and stuffs. We'll wait. Never mind this as big you got. You got an important to get an important social event. Tenets occurring at your place and all You have the chicken fingers because the James pub style was on sale. So you have to make something fancy. Something previously known as the chicken bacon buddies but which has been amped up to the sweet chili chicken bacon with cheese. Sweet chili chicken baking with cheese. I'll take a sweet, sweet chili chicken bacon with All right, so step one is gonna be clear. Theme. So Step two is clean The stove He read their like so many mega babes there Want you to go. Okay, man. Seem more like emphasis on like that may like these the fast, super mega babes. Right, Right. Okay. Okay. Hey, come on again. He read there. So maney mega babes, They want to go. You want to go bold with him? Tell him I'm busy. I got just kill. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to travel forward in time to the end of the episode to see what the recipe will look like. We're going to travel from January 4th 2014 back to January 4th, 2014 but slightly later in the day. Ladies and gentlemen, in order to travel through time, we have to get on our time. Trialling close. Let's go. Wow, that looks really good While ladies and gentlemen, that pretty tasty. Now let's get to work Key ingredients of a sweet chili chicken. Becker with cheese is obviously chicken, bacon and cheese. We're gonna get chicken fingers, our chicken nuggets, bacon and really cheese. Course you can substitute crap singles if you want. Preheat your oven to this many degrees. Go find something to amuse yourself while the oven heats up. A little known fun fact about Nutcrackers is that they look a lot funnier with with cigarettes in their mouth. Say, look, look at this little guy smoking a cigarette with that. Oh, now that our oven preheated to 445 degrees, it is time to put in our chicken nuggets. Now you're going to want to set your timer for approximately nine minutes. Great job, everyone. Hey there, audience. What's that behind your ear? Is it delicious bacon? But now, while you're bacon cooking, gets your panini press that eaten tasty. Well, our panini press looks ready to go. Chicken fingers. Who? Double chicken finger? No, I already for that. Now, while our shipping is grilling faking his bacon, we're gonna make some of this special sauce. Come with me to the sauce. Well, this, ladies and gentlemen, is sauce wall. Today we're gonna be We're using a bit of Ah, sweet chili. Pick this up from my my mcdonald's days. I, uh, like Teoh. We mix it in with some some nice helmet start right at a funky town. Ladies and gentleman, last four chickens cooking. We're gonna cut bacon into thirds. Got stripped by this as just slap on our chicken nuggets over there. Yeah, cheese into quarters. Are your friends that pretty? Well, she's in 1/3 for this fun going length. Well, there I made aesthetically pleasing for you. How it's still hot. Now we're gonna set the oven to broil. I don't know if my voice has been checking slightly every time. Broyles means he is always coming down from the top, so it makes it great cooking things like baking with jeans. I got a sweet, sweet find out. Here comes the application of our sweet chili mayonnaise sauce from Earlier, which many chicken bacon with cheese that's good flavors bouncing around. She's just like keeping it all together, just like back crazy flavor. It's trying to escape would be a two fighter You just can't bear All right flavor in two bites if you want. Wow, that looks really good. No, don't take off your time Travel sunglasses. Well, I guess I've got a job to do now.