Zachary Johnson Demo Reel

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Zachary Johnson

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Description

This demo features a number of characters I've voiced from the many audiobooks I've narrated, as well as a spot from the game Technobabylon, where I appear as a comical voice message; here you'll see me get angry as the irate professor of a class that tanked the final exam, downright sinister as the evil wizard Sidonius, chipper as an eager-to-please barista, cartoonishly bored as a receptionist in hell itself, and professional in that lovely dystopian sort of way in the Technobabylon message. The point is: got a direction for me? Well you bet I can implement it!

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Good morning. Thank you for choosing Starbucks. Can we start travel a breakfast sandwich or pastry? Adam. Today, gentlemen, my name is Snowdonia Us. And this is my keep beyond these walls laid giants and snow and 100 other dangers. If you try to escape, you will die and not capable though it may be by my hand Hello and thank you for calling designer jeans the world's leading private genetic engineering firm. Our offices air currently closed, but we encourage you to call back during regular business hours. Toe Ask about our prenatal perfection package. We guarantee a birth free of genetic imperfection with only a 50% loss of genetic relation. Police No guarantee applies only to initially known hereditary deficiencies and is not covered in unforeseen consequences of extensive genetic rewrite. Have a pleasant day. Thank you for calling. ****, You've reached the reference desk. If you're calling the protester eternal damnation, please press one to be redirected to a recording of a glorious dark Lord laughing at you. Pathetic mewling the daughter of a queen. A mandate, a cious queen, perhaps? Ah, false queen. We do not answer to you. Well, class. I finished grading your exams and Bravo, you are officially the worst class I have ever had the extremely dubious honor of teaching. Although I'm probably using the word teaching incorrectly because teaching implies that there is also some learning going on. What has become abundantly clear from these tests is that what I've actually been doing is some sort of extremely boring one man play. Leaving aside this lexical detail, it's important to understand that when I say you are the worst class I have ever taught, I am using the broadest possible interpretation of the words class and talked. You are, in fact, the stupidest bunch of organisms I have ever encountered, and I'm including the week old massocca in the back of my fridge in my definition of organism.