One minute character reel, updated 2020
English (North American)
Middle Aged (35-54)
British, German, US New England (Boston, Providence)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
made. Nice pirate voice, hon. This old sea dog needs a ship toe plunder on the high seas. I'll get my things on the poop deck. Hi Ho. Kermit the Frog. Here, Boston car bias does things differently. We check your car out from top to bottom. It take about 20 minutes to make an offer. Women find me attractive because I am exotic and mysterious. They say I am drawn to you because you are exotic and mysterious. You just don't know howto hold the reservation. That's really the most important part of the reservation. The holding. Anybody could just take a shred guitar in the garage at all hours. The people tell me I'm loud. I can't even hear a man. Now pull those two ends tight. Yeah, that's tight. I think my finger stuck. I turned you Daddy's fingers turning blue. You know, I don't care much for that. I didn't know, You know, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector. How you doing? I'm a petunia. That's right. A petunia. You got a problem with that? It takes patience, commitment on precision to be a part of the elite force off Batra Borg Warriors. Yala's is good. My option. This insertion, madam. I am. I was two days from retirement. Yeah, baby, it's body time. Okay. You just blew my mind. I got to go lie down.
Guy Next Door, Pirate, Surfer Dude, Upper Class, Animated, Friendly, Funny, Humorous, British, German, US New England (Boston, Providence)