NonFiction - Adulting book

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Description

This is a sample that talks about getting ready for college and adulting. It's quirky and fun

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Adulting can be an arduous journey to undertake. And there are several things you're going to need in order to navigate these murky waters. Obviously, you need to go buy toilet paper and all waves have trash bags. Amazon Prime is going to be your new best friend, but there's so much more to being adequately prepared for adulthood. First and foremost, learn how to use a washing machine. I have no patience for people unable to use either a dishwasher or a washing machine. The buttons are so self explanatory also. Have you ever just, I don't know, problem solved for once and done something for yourself? I've been doing my own laundry since I was 12. Granted, I had a medium sized family that required an everyman for himself mentality. But come on, I'd say the majority of offenders in this particular realm are guys, but I've seen some girls really screw the pooch when it comes to separating lace and things with aggressive zippers. It's called a lingerie bag. Get one. Your non holy underwear will thank you. I don't mean to be hypocritical. This is supposed to be a safe space for those who want to learn in a non judgmental environment. But get your damn domestic God and goddess on. People embrace cleaning and chores because they are your new reality.