Sad New: Pillsbury Doughboy DEAD!
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the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away Monday of severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to his belly. He was 81 years old. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs Butters worth Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the hostess, Twinkies and Captain Crunch, the California Raisins choir saying Hello Offs. Prayer. A grave site was piled high with flowers as a longtime friend and Joe Momma delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was needed. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times and even crusty as an old man, he was considered a role model for millions. Toward the end of his life, it was thought that he would rise once again, but alas, he was no tart. His second wife, Play Doh, survives Doughboy. They have two Children and one in the oven, Mrs Doe said of their 60 year relationship. It was a piece of cake. The funeral was held at 355 degrees for about 20 minutes. May he rest in yeast. I I mean peace. May he rest in peace.