Ace Galaksi Characters

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Ace Galaksi is a SciFi Comedy podcast I have been performing in since 2011. Characters: 1) Captain Peddleserp 2) Invisible Busboy 3) CSIS Chief 4) Milleford 5) Crewmate Fred (hoser) 6) Our \"soft\" waiter 7) Head-Elf

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

German North American (Canadian-General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

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Captain pedal, Sir, is your refuge overwhelmed with ref use. Don't just refuse the ref use. Take refuge from it with captain pedal Serbs roving refuse removal cleaning up the Galaxy. One mess at a time. Is your refuge overwhelmed with refuse. Don't just refuse the refuse. Take refuge from it with captain penalty herbs holding refuse removal, cleaning up the Galaxy one mess at a time. Mhm. Galactic garbage got you corning detritus, delivering you into the dumps called Captain pedals for planetside pickups. We lay this to all your waste and trash all your trash, cleaning up the Galaxy. One mess at a time. Galactic garbage. Got you calling detritus delivering you into the dumps called Captain Pattinson for planetside pickups. Well, avis to all your vest and trash all your trash, cleaning up the Galaxy. One mess at a time. Group discounts for decluttering whole star systems, the evil invisible bus boy, I'm not hiding, I'm invisible. He's not trying to hide at all. Let's go of me, Copper. You've got nothing on me. You are looking for the brilliant mind that conceived of a solar siphoning sharks swimming outside the scope of destiny shores. Well, here I am. I'm glad you finally found me. I've been waiting forever for my work to get noticed. Friend of Friend Fiction. I love your stuff. You're an inspiration to me. You wrote The Perfect moment. I've been advocating for perfect moments. Forever. Invisible riders. The hands that were made to write destiny. The unseen geniuses behind eternity had to start submitting story ideas like all the other. No, nothing up starts. Oh, my perfect, perfect moments were rejected, and then a barely adequate one, written by a non invisible got through. You ignore my work because I'm invisible. You'll never ignore me again. No, mine ignored your what? Where are you taking me a retrain? What about jail or your death? I don't want an attitude adjustment. I want to go out with a blaze of glory. The Egyptian cab driver. Is this your first time in Egypt? Where are you from? My friend? Americana? No, I'm, no, no, no, no, don't tell me. I guess. I guess. English lazy. No, Please France. Are we know espanol. Canada a Canada dry captain, Kirk, maple syrup, ******* night in Canada city. Tv everywhere. Canada is the second largest country in the world, stretching from the atlantic ocean in the east to the pacific ocean in the west, in between mountain ranges, punch holes in the sky, endless prairie. So flat you can watch your dog run away for over a week and vast green seas of undulating forest that spend their time sighing at their own magnificence. What did you say? Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Put in Tabor Mac the CSS! Chief. Ouch! Chief, is that? You know? Names Ace? I'm Red Bird. Your Blackbeard used the secret call so I can find you wonderful ouch wearing flip flops into a dark restaurant was a bad idea. Thank you for coming. Ace. Now leave this restaurant. Leave this province. Leave this country and never come back. Ah, splay. Excellent. Shine that reading light on the menu so I can read it. I'll take one of everything. Ace. What about you know? Thank you. Red Bird. That will be all Mr smiley with the reading light for the menu gone. This place seems even darker than usual, doesn't it? Ace? Are you still here? I'm nodding in agreement, sir. You're okay. Don't you want to know why I told you to leave before you leave Ace Blackbird where I can't see a thing in this dark room. That's my secret name. Oh, yes, yes, of course. Blackbird. I didn't come all the way out here just for high tea. I'm trying to save your life with a honey roasted ham sandwich. No, I want to warn you that a requisition for your death has been issued. Red bird, your red bird. I'm Blackbeard. Right, right. Blackbeard. It was decided. The best way to deal with the problem you represent was to eliminate the problem. $1,000 bonus was thrown into a pot. For anyone who can get the job done during the first two days. Milford, the executioner of time. Watch your steps on the stairs. Ascend us and step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, and squeeze left, and hold the sender's step, step, step, step, step, step, step and hold. And I said, The centers hold. Why is it so hard for people to listen to simple instructions? We must maintain beauty and clarity in all our movements in significant person from the editing department we've met many times. Milford. We danced together at the staff holiday party last year. I have 1000 legs. I danced with many people. You wouldn't happen to have any painkillers in one of those pockets with you know, I wouldn't without pain. There is no gain fat check a friend. Clumsiness is a sign of an imprecise mind. Watch your steps and your life will watch out for itself. Oh, my arm really hurt. And over the fallen body and step, step, step, step, step, step, step, traffic coordinates every moment for everything on the timeline with perfect precision. We are the executioners of time. We are not executioners like killers. That's the writing departments department, executioners in the traffic department are facilitators if you could, why are you knitting? I never mind. I don't care. Your questions will have to wait. I Do not make mistakes. No one in my company makes mistakes. What are you all staring at? Get back to work. The show must go on. Someone take over for me for a while while I talk to this ****. And but know this. If you make a mistake, I will kill you. Crew, mate, fred fred. What's the start date? Sturdy. Oh jeez, I'm not sure he see anything new out the window fred. Oh jeez, Giants sweeping herds of leaf eaters flowing across the land like a chomping river to their feeding grounds. Oh, voracious meat eaters crashing into them. Like like drugs after a party. Who is this person? That's Karen Foot club, sir. And tell her to only refer to me as captain. Okay. Miss football. Oh my. You're that public um blowing person over there is not qualified for a stay behind mission. That's true. But but she's really annoying to have on board. Yeah. Yes, sir. Captain Madden Snort snort. Captain Madden Snort from the tango wants to know if we can spare some smokes. Your entire supply was dumped out of an airlock in a freak accident. Captain Madden Snork says you can change course and swing by this planet by the end of the week if we can leave a kilo or two smokes for her are soft waiter. Hi. Uh, specials today include toxic salmon, antibiotic laden steak and pesticides. Uh, No. two waters Please. Great. They're not going to eat or drink anything. I should kick them out. Hold on. Maybe a table that doesn't want anything would be a refreshing change. Could you get us a couple more glasses of water please? Finally, I was hoping that demand something. Having nothing to do isn't all, it's cracked up to be right away sir, waiter. Where's that water? Keep it down, here's your water, your majesty. You're not the only table in the restaurant. You know. I hope you realize how much running around I'm doing for you. I plan on leaving a 25 tip. Oh really? Well that's great. Okay, let me know if there's anything else I can get you, Wait A minute. You haven't ordered anything? 25 of nothing is nothing. Oops. I'm so just are you okay? Oh it was an accident. I didn't pour it. I spilled it. Shall I get your check? Wait, there's no check. You never ordered anything waiter. Could I have some napkins to clean up this mess? Oh no. She wants napkins. One night while you were working all of the head elf, we were doing an inventory count in the storeroom and all the toys suddenly vanished. They've vanished. Yes. As if they were never even there. So what are you going to do? We don't know. It's like someone took our lives off of autopilot and none of us have ever learned how to drive nick. Where are you going? Hey, come back christmas. What about christmas? You can't leave us like this. Think of the Children? Yeah, that's true. Nick we don't have a single toy made. Can we manufacture enough for a country or our town? We can get it all done. Nick all done. Yeah. We just don't like to broadcast at Nikki, you know, job security and all that.