Lauren Bourke Audiobook VO 2
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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anything else, said my psychiatrist. Whenever I go toe wash my hands if the automatic sink doesn't work, I immediately assume that I've died in the bathroom stall and that it's my ghost trying to wash my hands, huh? Because the automatic sensors won't work since I'm a ghost, I added. Yeah, I got that. Also, I'm really, really good at paying, like almost too good. It's kind of like a superpower. She looked at me critically. Is this an issue? Yes, because I'm such a fast pier that I always have to stand inside the bathroom and counted 20 so that people outside don't think that I'm skipping. Washing my hands. I waited for her expression to change. Too impressed, but it seemed like I'd be waiting a long time. Also, I can't stop pronouncing the peon hamster. There is no Pian hamster. Well, obviously you've never squeezed one hard enough. There's tons of P. And there she stared at me. That was a joke, I explained. Not a very good one, I admitted, but seriously, it should be spelled hamster with the P were all saying it that way anyway, So she asked, Do you think you're finished? with therapy. Every time I get a pimple, I worry that it's beginning of a new pimple, and then I worry that it's the beginning of a new nipple. She stared at me in silence. Then that was not the answer to your question. I'm sorry I jumped ahead to tell me about your nipples, she asked calmly. And then I assume the nipple will turn into a new person and I'll be a late blooming conjoined twin. This is what it's like in my mind pretty much all the time, So I'll pencil you in for next week. Yeah, I nodded. I'll clear my whole day.