Accent reel
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
British (England - Cockney, Estuary, East End) British (General) British (Received Pronunciation - RP, BBC) Scottish (General)Transcript
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Gentlemen, thank you for gathering here today. As you will be aware, this is the reading of the will of the recently deceased Theodore Lamb. Where would they not come here for the curled up bam sandwiches? Now, did we lI let the man do his job? All right, then I just wanted to know what that stingy job gets. Left us, That's all that's in. Awfully show. A little respect, boy. He never showed us any respect when he was around. He's just passed away, and all you can do is call him names. Okay? Okay. You don't have to. Brown knows him now. You know he's dead and gone. Gentlemen, if I could just ask you to keep a little decorum, please. So, as we've been sitting here for rather a long time already I've made I've said I'm sorry, haven't I? It's this country's crappy trains. I think you'll find our railway system is the envy of the world. Has you're probably aware we in this country were pioneers when it came to the development of the expansion of the rail network? Still is born in his ever a genie, having a knowledge of anything beyond love island doesn't necessarily make you boring. Christopher. In fact, raise enough of this. All of you, shut up and let Mr Babacan read the will. Thank you. So as we are running short of time, I will just give you a summary of what Mr Lamb's wishes were. Mr. Lam, after carefully and thoughtfully deliberating about the care and the kindness shown towards him by his many descendants in particular over the last five years of his life, has decided that he would like to quote, get all those miserable, inconsiderate, money grabbing bleeders in one room with a plate of savages that has long past its sell by date and tell them they're going to get none of my money. And instead, it will be equally split between the 1st 20 hedgehog sanctuaries that come up when the term protect Mrs Tiggy Winkle is put into Google