Comedy Monologue - Fast talking - Speed reading - Middle Aged Man
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US South) North American (US Upper Midwest - Fargo, Minnesota)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Value this time in your life. Kids because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything and you do, your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, what happened in my twenties, your forties, you grow a little pot belly and another chin, the music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties, you have a minor surgery, you call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties, you have a major surgery, the music is still out but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale. You start eating dinner at two in the afternoon, lunch, around 10, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering. How come the kids don't call, how come the kids don't call by the eighties? You've had a major stroke and you end up battling the subject. Make a nurse or your wife can't stand who you call. Mama. Any questions?