Mayor Crawford - Sassy, Dirty, Hilarious Video Game Monologue

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Description

From one of the most famous video game companies in the world I have the pleasure of working with.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US New England - Boston, Providence) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
mayors can do that funny story. I divorced this sexist *******. He looked a lot like you, but he had hair and didn't have your whole George Lucas, frog neck thing going on anyway. He said, a woman could never get elected mayor and he's too stubborn to admit that he was wrong about that. You couldn't admit you were wrong about the tattoo you got when you were drunk. So terry two toes is planning to kill me. Wait, how do you know this kevin? I don't want you acting like you're still a cop, You're going to get yourself killed? No, I can take care of myself. Yes, I, I just got some weird news. So I say we stay in, we are alone in a dentist's office. How about a quick oral exam? Well, since we are engaged now, I say it's time we take our relationship to the next level. I think you should finally take your socks off during sex. You only have two toes. You're terry two toes. Oh my God, I don't know if I'm saying this because my fiance was made up or I just went through a traumatic experience or your frog neck looks a little less disgusting in this light, but Very deep. Tomorrow eight p.m.